.30 Caliber Bullet Pen
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Tired of Pens That Leak Faster Than a British Secret Agent's Cover?
(This Pen's Got Class... European Class!) šŖšŗ
Say "au revoir" to smudgy ink and "bonjour" to effortless elegance with this European-Style Ballpoint Pen. Crafted with the sophistication of a Parisian cafe and the reliability of a German engineer, this pen is your ticket to a writing experience that's oh-so-chic.
Features that'll make you say "ooh la la":
Smooth Operator: Glides across paper like a gondola through the Venetian canals. (No snags, skips, or ink blobs here, darling.)
Refined Design: Sleek, sophisticated, and stylish enough to impress even the snobbiest art critic. (Think minimalist chic meets timeless elegance.)
Leak-Proof Guarantee: Keeps your pockets and your hands ink-free, even if you're doing cartwheels in a heatwave. (Yes, we tested it.)
Effortless Click: That satisfying "click" is like a tiny symphony for your fingers. (You might find yourself clicking it just for fun.)
The Perfect Gift: For the writer, the artist, the student, or anyone who appreciates the finer things in life. (Even your pen-stealing coworker will be impressed.)
Warning:
May cause a sudden urge to write poetry, practice calligraphy, or pen strongly worded love letters.
May induce feelings of sophistication and an inexplicable desire to wear a beret.
Do not attempt to use as a baguette. (No matter how tempting.)
Order your European-Style Ballpoint Pen today and elevate your writing experience!
Fire Up Your Creativity with the Mighty .30 Caliber Pen!
This is a smaller and lighter version of the .30 Magnum Bullet Pen
This ain't your grandma's ballpoint! š„ Unleash your inner Hemingway (or Rambo) with this badass .30 caliber bullet pen. This pen is here to make a statement and turn heads faster than a fighter jet.
Features that'll have you locked and loaded:
Personalization: Add your initials, a killer quote, or a tactical doodle. (Engraving sold separately - make it yours!)
Smooth Writing: Glides across paper smoother than a greased bullet. (No paper jams, we promise.)
Ultimate Conversation Starter: Get ready for envious glances and a barrage of questions. ("Whoa, where'd you get that?!" will be your new anthem.)
Gift of the Gods: Perfect for the gun enthusiast, the history buff, the writer, or that friend who "borrows" your pens and never returns them.
Caution:
May cause uncontrollable urges to write the next great American novel, a chart-topping screenplay, or a really, really convincing grocery list.
Do not attempt to use in a firefight. (We're serious, Steve.)
Side effects may include increased levels of badassery.
Order your personalized .30 Caliber Bullet Pen today and write your legend!
BLANK SELECTION CHARTS IN PICTURES
CHOOSE CORRESPONDING TIER TO YOUR SELECTION FROM DROP DOWN
YOU WILL ENTER SELECTION ON THE WAY TO CHECKOUT
PERSONALIZATION DONE WITH LASER AND MUST BE LIGHTER WOOD
THIS IS A CUSTOM ORDER AND WILL SHIP IN 7-14 DAYS
Tired of Pens That Leak Faster Than a British Secret Agent's Cover?
(This Pen's Got Class... European Class!) šŖšŗ
Say "au revoir" to smudgy ink and "bonjour" to effortless elegance with this European-Style Ballpoint Pen. Crafted with the sophistication of a Parisian cafe and the reliability of a German engineer, this pen is your ticket to a writing experience that's oh-so-chic.
Features that'll make you say "ooh la la":
Smooth Operator: Glides across paper like a gondola through the Venetian canals. (No snags, skips, or ink blobs here, darling.)
Refined Design: Sleek, sophisticated, and stylish enough to impress even the snobbiest art critic. (Think minimalist chic meets timeless elegance.)
Leak-Proof Guarantee: Keeps your pockets and your hands ink-free, even if you're doing cartwheels in a heatwave. (Yes, we tested it.)
Effortless Click: That satisfying "click" is like a tiny symphony for your fingers. (You might find yourself clicking it just for fun.)
The Perfect Gift: For the writer, the artist, the student, or anyone who appreciates the finer things in life. (Even your pen-stealing coworker will be impressed.)
Warning:
May cause a sudden urge to write poetry, practice calligraphy, or pen strongly worded love letters.
May induce feelings of sophistication and an inexplicable desire to wear a beret.
Do not attempt to use as a baguette. (No matter how tempting.)
Order your European-Style Ballpoint Pen today and elevate your writing experience!
Fire Up Your Creativity with the Mighty .30 Caliber Pen!
This is a smaller and lighter version of the .30 Magnum Bullet Pen
This ain't your grandma's ballpoint! š„ Unleash your inner Hemingway (or Rambo) with this badass .30 caliber bullet pen. This pen is here to make a statement and turn heads faster than a fighter jet.
Features that'll have you locked and loaded:
Personalization: Add your initials, a killer quote, or a tactical doodle. (Engraving sold separately - make it yours!)
Smooth Writing: Glides across paper smoother than a greased bullet. (No paper jams, we promise.)
Ultimate Conversation Starter: Get ready for envious glances and a barrage of questions. ("Whoa, where'd you get that?!" will be your new anthem.)
Gift of the Gods: Perfect for the gun enthusiast, the history buff, the writer, or that friend who "borrows" your pens and never returns them.
Caution:
May cause uncontrollable urges to write the next great American novel, a chart-topping screenplay, or a really, really convincing grocery list.
Do not attempt to use in a firefight. (We're serious, Steve.)
Side effects may include increased levels of badassery.
Order your personalized .30 Caliber Bullet Pen today and write your legend!
BLANK SELECTION CHARTS IN PICTURES
CHOOSE CORRESPONDING TIER TO YOUR SELECTION FROM DROP DOWN
YOU WILL ENTER SELECTION ON THE WAY TO CHECKOUT
PERSONALIZATION DONE WITH LASER AND MUST BE LIGHTER WOOD
THIS IS A CUSTOM ORDER AND WILL SHIP IN 7-14 DAYS
Tired of Pens That Leak Faster Than a British Secret Agent's Cover?
(This Pen's Got Class... European Class!) šŖšŗ
Say "au revoir" to smudgy ink and "bonjour" to effortless elegance with this European-Style Ballpoint Pen. Crafted with the sophistication of a Parisian cafe and the reliability of a German engineer, this pen is your ticket to a writing experience that's oh-so-chic.
Features that'll make you say "ooh la la":
Smooth Operator: Glides across paper like a gondola through the Venetian canals. (No snags, skips, or ink blobs here, darling.)
Refined Design: Sleek, sophisticated, and stylish enough to impress even the snobbiest art critic. (Think minimalist chic meets timeless elegance.)
Leak-Proof Guarantee: Keeps your pockets and your hands ink-free, even if you're doing cartwheels in a heatwave. (Yes, we tested it.)
Effortless Click: That satisfying "click" is like a tiny symphony for your fingers. (You might find yourself clicking it just for fun.)
The Perfect Gift: For the writer, the artist, the student, or anyone who appreciates the finer things in life. (Even your pen-stealing coworker will be impressed.)
Warning:
May cause a sudden urge to write poetry, practice calligraphy, or pen strongly worded love letters.
May induce feelings of sophistication and an inexplicable desire to wear a beret.
Do not attempt to use as a baguette. (No matter how tempting.)
Order your European-Style Ballpoint Pen today and elevate your writing experience!
Fire Up Your Creativity with the Mighty .30 Caliber Pen!
This is a smaller and lighter version of the .30 Magnum Bullet Pen
This ain't your grandma's ballpoint! š„ Unleash your inner Hemingway (or Rambo) with this badass .30 caliber bullet pen. This pen is here to make a statement and turn heads faster than a fighter jet.
Features that'll have you locked and loaded:
Personalization: Add your initials, a killer quote, or a tactical doodle. (Engraving sold separately - make it yours!)
Smooth Writing: Glides across paper smoother than a greased bullet. (No paper jams, we promise.)
Ultimate Conversation Starter: Get ready for envious glances and a barrage of questions. ("Whoa, where'd you get that?!" will be your new anthem.)
Gift of the Gods: Perfect for the gun enthusiast, the history buff, the writer, or that friend who "borrows" your pens and never returns them.
Caution:
May cause uncontrollable urges to write the next great American novel, a chart-topping screenplay, or a really, really convincing grocery list.
Do not attempt to use in a firefight. (We're serious, Steve.)
Side effects may include increased levels of badassery.
Order your personalized .30 Caliber Bullet Pen today and write your legend!